Breast milk: the new weapon

I love a good breast milk story. Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct when she reached into her dress, extracted a deadly weapon and sprayed the crowd – with breast milk.

Ohio must be so proud.

Robinette’s husband explained to the police that the couple had attended a wedding. His wife got drunk and picked a fight with him. She started hitting him and then ran to her car and locked herself inside. All of this taking place at the banquet facility.

Why don’t I get invited to these weddings?

The police were called. As they approached the car Robinette started screaming profanities and refused to get out. “When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Sheriff Walter L. Davis III explained.

Watch out! She has a breast and it might be loaded!

It took the arrival of even more deputies to get this young lady out of the car before she was finally arrested. In a stroke of absolute genius, Sheriff Davis summed up the afternoon: “This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do.”

Source: Reuters